One member of our group started a Facebook group dedicated to his own beard once.
That group has more “likes” than ULust.com.
This site is pathetic. It has no members, and doesn’t bother to pretend there’s anyone actually on ULust.com looking for a hookup of any kind. It is one of those gimmicky sites that thinks it’s being edgy and cool for doing things differently from the rest of the pack.
Well, sometimes there’s a reason things are done the way they are. It’s “different” to serve wood chips instead of food, but it doesn’t make us satisfied at the end of the night.
So, why is ULust.com as unsatisfying as a mouth full of splinters? Let’s take a closer look at this terrible website.
The 411 On Why ULust.com Missed The Mark For Hooking Up Online
When you first log on to ULust.com, you might be surprised by how tacky and cheap the whole thing looks. This is NOT a good website, and your instincts are warning you about that right now.
If you actually purchase a membership, the member’s area is even more basic and awful. There’s no flair, there’s no proper web design, and there’s no reason for anyone to bother paying for a membership when you get absolutely nothing out of it.
For Your Consideration, Here Are Our Results Using ULust.com For Hooking Up
During our time on ULust.com, we sent out 480 emails to girls on this site…though by the first night we knew it wouldn’t be worth it. It’s obvious when you look at the quality of girls on here that NO ONE is going to get laid on ULust.com.
However, we persevered. We wanted you guys to know that we had given it our all, and hadn’t just given up at the first sign that the website was trash. After all, our first impressions have (rarely) been wrong before.
Well, we weren’t wrong this time. We only got 20 replies to the 480 messages we sent out, which was a rather pathetic showing.
What may surprise you is that the girls who answer emails are not actually bots—they are Eastern Asian girls who are hired to impersonate actual girls. They pull shifts in order to answer emails, and answer them as if they’re really interested (when in fact they’re just trying to get you to stick around for another month, or at least until the billing cycle is up).
The gimmick behind ULust.com is that girls will give you their phone numbers, and you can text them in order to meet. We only got one girl to give us her number (out of almost 500), and she was obviously not speaking English as her first language, nor did she want to meet.
Why We Thought ULust.com Wasn’t Worth It: Is It Possible That ULust.com Is A Scam?
There’s the very real, and very WEIRD sense when you go onto ULust.com, that you’re walking into someone’s place of business. All the staff know each other, all the regulars are used to the way things are run, and no one wants to talk about what’s going on behind the scenes.
We actually saw a lot of guys complain on the chat rooms about customer service and about the really terrible response rate. A few guys asked about how many women were actually members on ULust.com.
ALL of those guys disappeared the next day.
We’re not saying that ULust.com had them killed (though…no. We’re not saying that.), but there’s a very real probability that ULust.com had everyone who raised questions about the site banned.
Our ULust.com Review: Should You Waste Your Time On ULust.com For Finding A Hookup?
ULust.com is a crappy, creepy website that will not get you laid. You’re not going to hook up here, you’re just going to waste your time by being lured in with fake pictures and fake profiles.